The 'refreshing SmartBuy portal during sale hours' is TOO REAL. The moment sale goes live the site crashes from people like us hammering F5.
You know you're deep in the CC community when you relate to all of these. Meme-style starter pack checklist:
- Daily Habits:
- [ ] Check CRED score even though it hasn't changed in 3 days
- [ ] Have SmartBuy bookmarked AND in speed dial
- [ ] Can recite your CIBIL score faster than your phone number
- [ ] Know every lounge in your home airport (including the terrible ones)
- [ ] Have strong opinions about Axis vs HDFC premium cards
- [ ] Refresh bank app hoping pre-approved Infinia offer appeared overnight
- Social Behaviors:
- [ ] Explained reward rate calculations to a stranger at checkout
- [ ] Judged someone paying cash at an airport lounge-accessible restaurant
- [ ] Felt physical pain watching someone use debit card on Amazon
- [ ] Started sentence with 'Actually if you use [card name]...' at party (nobody asked)
- [ ] Have friends WhatsApp you before making purchases for card recommendations
- [ ] Corrected someone's misinformation about annual fees at dinner
- Physical Possessions:
- [ ] Wallet is 3 inches thick (12+ cards)
- [ ] Own at least 2 metal cards (bonus points if you collect them)
- [ ] Have dedicated drawer for expired/closed cards (can't throw away the memories)
- [ ] Screenshot folder labeled 'Card Offers' has 500+ images
- [ ] Excel sheets. SO MANY Excel sheets.
- [ ] CIBIL score screenshot as phone wallpaper (okay maybe not everyone...)
- Vocabulary:
- [ ] Use LPA when discussing income unironically
- [ ] Know what LTF, AF, RoI, NRV, MCC, and SmartBuy mean
- [ ] Pronounce 'forex' in casual conversation
- [ ] Explain concepts using 'effective reward rate' to non-finance people (they glaze over)
- [ ] Have said 'but did you factor in the annual fee amortization?' at least once
- Knowledge Flex:
- [ ] Know exact annual fee waiver conditions for 8+ cards
- [ ] Can calculate 10X rewards to rupee conversion mentally
- [ ] Remember specific MCC codes (5814 = fast food, 5411 = grocery)
- [ ] Know which cards have fuel surcharge waiver without googling
- [ ] Have opinions on HDFC vs Axis RM service quality
- [ ] Aware of bank merger impacts on card benefits (RBL situations etc)
- App Behaviors:
- [ ] Have 7+ bank apps installed
- [ ] CRED is in your top 3 most used apps
- [ ] Email folder dedicated to card statements (organized by month)
- [ ] Bank notifications are NOT on silent (need those reward point updates)
- [ ] Have price tracking extensions for every online shopping site
- Peak Behaviors (Advanced Level):
- [ ] Timed purchases to hit spend milestones before statement date
- [ ] Changed restaurant choice based on card offer availability
- [ ] Delayed vacation by a week to hit quarterly spend target
- [ ] Made split payments at checkout to optimize category spends
- [ ] Bought gift cards strategically to park money for future offers
- Community Specific:
- [ ] Know CardNitty/CardInsider/PaisaBazaar review styles and biases
- [ ] In 4+ card-related Telegram/WhatsApp groups
- [ ] Have strong feelings about which influencers are credible
- [ ] Participated in Great Devaluation Debates (Magnus 25:1, HDFC reward rate cuts)
- [ ] Remember 'better times' (pre-2024 when rewards were generous)
- The Ultimate Signs:
- [ ] Vacation planning starts with 'which card offers best rewards for flights/hotels'
- [ ] Feel genuine excitement receiving new card in mail
- [ ] Read 40-page card T&C documents for fun (find hidden benefits)
- [ ] Have credit card spend strategy for next 18 months mapped out
- [ ] Your Spotify wrapped equivalent would be 'Hours spent researching cards: 180'
- How many boxes did you check? Scoring:
- 0-10: Casual user
- 11-20: Enthusiast
- 21-35: Optimizer (most of us)
- 36-45: Expert level
- 46+: Mod material / need intervention
I scored 38. I'm fine with this. (I'm not fine. Help.)
You forgot 'explaining to Flipkart delivery person why you specifically want card payment not COD' - have done this multiple times to confused delivery guys